their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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