First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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