Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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