Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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