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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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