I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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