We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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