The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
My vagina just recognized that song.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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