Buhtt sex?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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