That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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