so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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