This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
