i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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