dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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