Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
my being single is dangerous.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
You've changed since you got that strap on
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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