Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I need to align my fucking chakras
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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