Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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