yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
two words: eviction party
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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