People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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