It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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