Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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