I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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