There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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