Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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