Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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