she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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