Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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