My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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