Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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