I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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