i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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