This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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