id be glad to
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My boob is missing a layer of skin
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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