Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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