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yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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