he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
