i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he thought i was a dude.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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