@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He did a backflip because drugs
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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