I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just blew my weed a kiss
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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