big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
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i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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