Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I think people are normalizing furries
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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