My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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