i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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