I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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