I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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