well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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