Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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