Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.