we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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