ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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