absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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