i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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