so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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