I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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