I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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