drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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