I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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