I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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